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Team Obama recently released a recipe for Change that would, if allowed to stew, be the perfect dish to serve at same sex weddings, late-term abortion baby showers, assisted suicide going away parties and US military surrender ceremonies.
Best if served with fresh pot, cocaine, and or heroin in recyclable mud bowls labeled "GD America!" in Arabic.
Serves 300 million for four years. Discard at end of term; do not reheat.
Ingredients:
Waffles
Hate America red meat Sautéed in Marxism and Jihad
Inexperience, poor judgment, lack of significant achievement
Overdone audacity and raw arrogance
Appeasement olive branches
Bilingual mumbo gumbo
Anti-filibuster voter fraud
Kosher Ham
Dessert: Rainbow ice cream topped with chopped black nuts
Directions:
Add to large, green melting pot after removing all Bush residue. Allow ingredients to simmer naturally in sunlight, use no cooking methods that might cause global warming.
Stir often, bring mix to full boil by occasionally adding allegations of racism and bigotry, according to poor taste.
Blend in divisiveness and class warfare for added #.
For consumers in South Los Angeles, substitute Jalepeno peppers (from Mexico) for Hate America red meat.
Serve with ice cold People's Temple Kool-Aide.
Note: Diverse ingredients subject to constant change without advance notice.
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.
