Do our leaders have an emissions gas problem?  Its called antacids.

Sit there quietly, church is about to start. Turn to hymn 399 stand and sing…. ‘Rescue the Perishing’ then meditate, leaving your stress behind. Focus in humble prayer to our Gods…… ‘Greenhouse gas emissions’, ‘global warming’, carbon emissions, the earth, trees and the remote Bruno snail. See, I’m certain, already some of you are understanding just how profound your sin against earth is? Do you feel better just getting remotely honest with your evil contributions? Sit in quiet meditation, acknowledge just how evil you are and be ashamed.

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Understand that if you are to live, you must pay higher gas prices so as to eventually stop driving those trucks and SUVs. If you are to see at night in your home you must purge yourself from traditional light bulbs, cleaners that work and air conditioning. Polar Bears are dying you insensitive seeker of truth. Finally, you must ready yourselves for trillions of dollars of manipulated tax increases because the goddess earth needs your money to save itself. We don’t much care if you live, but the Goddess cares about the trees, wetlands and snails. You think I’m nuts? The endless focus on emissions and earth needs is like a Jim Jones cult that hands out killer cool aid while people stupidly watch on. The folks behind all this are deluded, greedy, financed and organized! Only this week in my state, Washington, the Washington Department of Ecology along with our very liberal Governor Chris Gregoire has decided to take the ‘panicky’ ‘trumped up science’ of greenhouse gas emissions and turn it into an oppressive, organized and controlling Law. Here is the guts of Bill 2815. They have required that the owners of large fleets of vehicles and large ‘stationary sources of greenhouse gases begin reporting their emissions in 2010. Apparently, the lawyers/legislators have told Ecology to put the rules together to properly implement the emissions reporting system. Listen to the brilliant words of Stu Clark, Ecology’s Air Quality Program manager…..”Reporting is a key to understanding the amount of greenhouse gases…….We can’t reduce what we don’t track”. The bottom line is that now there is a tracking bulls eye on the foreheads of all our pulp and paper mills, cement kilns, some lumber mills, large food processors, trucking companies, businesses using steam, heat or cooling, any companies using fleets of vehicles etc…..Hundreds and hundreds of businesses all over the state will have to start tracking all this or face massive fines or be shut down. One thing is for sure, when these controlling, very religious greedy bozos reel in all the environmental statistics by 2010 from tons of well meaning companies….those that are still in business and haven’t left the state or been bankrupted, there will be a huge set of new regulations, new fees and taxes to offset all the gas emissions. Therefore if all these companies don’t go insane now with all the manipulated controls and rules to track all the emissions, they will by 2010 when the psychotic, religious data is in, twisted and manipulated into heavy tax increases and more regulations. The up side of all this focus in my state is that one day over the next several years property will be very cheap because no one will live here. Businesses will be looking across the border from Idaho, pondering what it could have been like to live and work in Washington. The future of Washington will be that you can buy land but only live in trees on your land, feed the deer, snails and rats, then eat the left over food for yourself and family. Since cars will be all but illegal, you can have some horses running on your property but you can’t fence them in because some insects might die where you would cram the posts into the ground. You might say but Laurie some of our politicians and leaders are genuinely concerned about our planet and emissions destroying earth. Just yesterday I was called by a very reliable source who reported that a staffer had said that Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House herself, leaves 3-4 new Suburbans running with AC on all day just in the off chance that her and her staff have to run somewhere. Don’t you see the endless concern about carbon emissions here? She couldn’t possibly lower herself to call the congress parking lot and have a staffer turn on the vehicles and air when she knows she is going somewhere. Its better to have them running all day. Do we not understand yet that the endless preaching on global warming, carbon emissions, greenhouse gasses and the earth is nothing but a twisted religion and cartel designed to extort money from the masses and gain control? Wake up people. Church is almost over for today. Turn again to Hymn number 399 and sing the last two verses of ‘Rescue the Perishing.’