Harry Reid Takes on America’s REAL Enemy: El Rushbo!

Satire Say what you will about Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, one fact remains beyond dispute: The senator from Searchlight, Nevada has an uncanny ability to "connect the dots" in matters of grave importance to America. For instance, while most politicians were still debating about strategies for fighting the war on terror in Iraq, Senator Reid took it on himself to sift through all of the details in order to find truth.

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Based on an objective and disciplined review of all pertinent facts, Reid's scholarly work produced a finding that rocked U.S. military leaders, the commander-in-chief, and all those brave American men and women in harm's way on the ground in Iraq. Reid's conclusion: The war is lost! Another example of Harry Reid's mastery in establishing intelligent priorities: While most congress critters waste time worrying about Islamofacism, illegal immigration, solvency issues confronting social security and Medicare, global warming, and deterioration of the U.S. dollar, Senator Reid is able to see through all that and focus on the real problem facing America in 2007. According to Harry Reid, the gravest danger facing America comes from broadcasting studios where Rush Limbaugh uses a microphone and skills on loan from God to educate liberals. And, according to Reid, to abuse the U.S. military. Reid even went so far as to write Mark Mays, CEO of Clear Channel, the network that runs the Limbaugh radio show. In his blistering letter, Reid blasted El Rushbo and demanded that Mays force the popular talk show host to apologize. "We trust you will agree that not a single one of our sons, daughters, neighbors and friends serving overseas is a 'phony soldier,' Reid advised Mays in an extraordinary attempt to silence America's most popular radio icon. Above all else, this episode confirms the awesome power and influence of Rush Limbaugh! Think about it: For the past 40 years, the Democrat party has opposed the U.S. military and a strong national defense for America at every opportunity. Even during time of war, Democrats have refused to support the commander-in-chief and have attempted to impose timelines and other conditions that would cripple America's ability to win the war. Democrats have consistently derided and ridiculed U.S. military personnel, including their recent gang assault on General David Petraeus. How ironic, then, that the party of white flags, surrender at the first opportunity and at all costs, and anti-American everything, has switched sides and is now advocating for American troops. Well done, El Rushbo!