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All things considered, by sabotaging Hillary Clinton's evil presidential aspirations, James Comey has earned a medal of honor and, perhaps a slot on Mount Rushmore, for his outstanding service to America in preservation of our values and ideals!

James Comey Deserves Unrestrained Gratitude for Saving America from Hillary Clinton!



While the American people, their elected political icons, and the mainstream media struggle mightily to digest and decipher the explosive news that President Trump fired FBI director James Comey with all the grace, sensitivity, and class normally used for purging reality television figures, America can take comfort in the following:
Despite his countless missteps and constant bumbling, Comey unwittingly did the American people an enormous favor for which we cannot possibly thank him enough: On his own, Comey saved our nation and the US Constitution from the ravages that would have destroyed our republic had Hillary Rodham Clinton managed to weasel her way into the Oval Office! Clinton's communist designs on America would surely have sounded the death knell for capitalism and political freedom: Government-funded abortions would be “inalienable rights” for all American women; illegal aliens with proven Spanish-language skills would be granted unlimited citizenship, free medical care, education, food, and housing quarters upon successfully eluding the racist reach of ICE and other thug bureaucracies; and tax reforms would fund enhancement of the illegal class by raising taxes on the rich! And so it would be that patriotic Americans with “America First” mindsets would be relegated to the untouchable class in American society, while illegals would be elevated to the upper rung of society. All things considered, by sabotaging Hillary Clinton's evil presidential aspirations, James Comey has earned a medal of honor and, perhaps a slot on Mount Rushmore, for his outstanding service to America in preservation of our values and ideals!

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John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals.  John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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