A big thumbs up to the Province of Ontario, which has introduced a new bill bringing animal cruelty laws into the modern ages. One of the highlights of these potential new laws is that it will make it illegal to cause or permit an animal to be put in a position of distress with penalties for such to reach two years in prison or a hefty $60,000 fine.
Now we have to pray that our judicial system does a better job in protecting our animal companions and friends better than most of the judicial system protect human victims in this politically correct society of ours.
Before I move on, I just wanted to say a special hello to convicted and imprisoned animal murderer Michael Vick, hope you're having a great time in the joint and a little piece of advice, don't drop the soap.
William Douglas Shorten, Sexual Assaults
Speaking about useless judges, I wish I could find and print the name of the one who gave some vermin in human form that goes by the name of William Douglas Shorten only two years in prison for the sexual assault on several children back in 2001.
It seems that Shorten has an MO (motive operandi) where he stalks and attacks his young victims in bookstores. Now it seems that the predictable (to all but the judicial system) predator has struck again in the past few months allegedly assaulting two girls on March 4th in the North York area.
It also seems that they got some of their physical evidence by DNA samples left behind on the bookshelves. Great, now we have to start wearing rubber gloves whenever we visit the library. Hopefully the authorities that will decide this "person's future" will do so with the fitting words "throw away the keys" etched firmly in mind. Whatever he gets will never be enough for so cruelly and maliciously destroying these innocent victims of their childhoods.
Hope he fries in hell!!!
Is that a Boa down your pants?
It seems like there was a 35-year-old woman in Lansing, the other day that got arrested for stealing a young boa constrictor from a Michigan area pet store. It seems that she attempted to make her getaway by putting the reptile down her pants but didn't get far, due to the quick actions of store employees who spotted the perpetrator and her slithering appendage. I don't know about you, but in my opinion it could be just another case of penis envy taken to the extreme.
One of the hardest parts of writing a column such as this, is that I have to comment about some of the most disturbing and sad events which include crime, obituaries and such. But this week I finally get to write to you about something that has literally put a big grin on my kisser. I have a great buddy by the name of Ray Marsh, who pinko politics aside, I have to admit is one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
A long time first class boxing trainer, he has over the years carved himself quite a niche in the booming Toronto acting scene. He has worked with such stars as Russell Crowe, Meg Ryan and Ving Rhames just to name a few and is a staunch unionist and all around great--if somewhat politically misinformed--guy.
Enough of these accolades for Ray, because the person of the hour is his absolutely breathtaking mother Harriet, who on April Fool’s Day celebrated her 100th birthday. Funny, flirtatious and sharp of wit (sorry it didn't run in the family, Ray) they held a birthday blast for this incredible lady on her special day that saw a great feast and full house at the family’s east end Toronto home. I feel absolutely terrible that I had to miss the great soiree for her, but I send my love and admiration for this eternally young centenarian. What a classy lady!
I wanted to thank all the people who email and write me their opinions on my humble column (even the ones that insist I attempt a physically impossible sexual act upon myself ) I appreciate all the attention and am glad that people, like or hate are reading it and letting me know what they think.
Thanks and if anyone sees or hears of anything that they feel is important and deserving of this column. You can reach me always at
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