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Paula Helton

Editor's Note: Paula Helton Passed away on December 27, 2014. She will be greatly missed Paula Helton A Great Patriot.

Most Recent Articles by Paula Helton:

A funny thing happened on the way to the Border

DHS: Department of Hospitality Services
"Transport will be required for either category of [Unaccompanied Minors] or individual juveniles, to include both male and female juveniles. There will be approximately 65,000 UAC in total: 25 percent local ground transport, 25 percent via ICE charter and 50 percent via commercial air. Escort services include, but are not limited to, assisting with: transferring physical custody of UAC [Unaccompanied Alien Children] from DHS to Health and Human Services (HHS) care via ground or air methods of transportation (charter or commercial carrier)."
- Monday, June 23, 2014

Dear Americans, Time to Come Out of the Shadows

"We must bring them out of the shadows." So goes the mantra from both the Republican and Democrat members of the illustrious body known as the United States Congress. I, for one, have become increasingly nauseated hearing this refrain. I am tired of hearing about the plight of these poor people and their families being separated by deportation. If they had stayed in their own country, rather than breaking our law and invading the United States, they would still be intact.
- Saturday, May 3, 2014

The Wimp in the White House Wears Mom Jeans

“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.” -- Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid I must confess up front I did not watch Barack Hussein Obama regurgitate his State of the Union address last night. In fact, I never watch him period. Something to do with the gag reflex kicking in.
- Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Yes, America, We Have A Dictator

In 1987 a little 8-year-old girl named Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the Editor of the New York Sun asking "Is there a Santa Claus?". It seems some of her friends had told her there was no Santa Claus. A Sun newsman named Francis Pharcellus Church penned a response that was printed in the form of an editorial on September 21, 1897, assuring Virginia that indeed there is a Santa Claus.
- Thursday, December 12, 2013


The Shame of America

We here in North Central Florida have the unique privilege of being represented in the U.S. House by a man of moral courage and principle who actually went to D.C. and continues to honor the commitment he made to "We the People" in his district. That man is Rep. Ted Yoho. Gainesville Tea Party, along with other grass root conservatives, united behind him to take on a 24-year incumbent with a huge campaign war chest. Electing Ted became a 24/7 way of life for most of us. The incumbent, while conservative for the most part, had lost touch with the people he was representing. We prevailed and Congressman Yoho has not let us down, as exemplified by his resounding NO vote on raising the debt limit in the House last night . Thank you, Ted, for being an honorable man standing on principle and conviction in representing "We the People" in your district. We are proud of you here in North Central Florida.
- Thursday, October 17, 2013

Barack and Harry, Serial Bullies of Women and Children

A bully is anyone who uses power and intimidation to control or overpower someone else. Bullies can affect the lives of others profoundly, which is how they derive their power. They feed off the energy of other people's fear and intimidation, and steal power from others in order to feel more powerful. They also feed off the approbation and admiration that their supporters give them. People who bully others feel weak, inferior and inadequate, so they bully others to prove their strength, superiority and power....Ask Grace.com Interestingly enough I found the above definition of a bully on a psychic website; Ask Grace.com. I'm not in the habit of visiting such sites, but Grace offered the best definition of Barack Hussein Obama and Harry Reid I came across while researching bullies.
- Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Head back to your coffin, DRACOBAMA

"He dwells in the dark like a blood sucking ghoul, But Dracobama is naught but a fool. He stamps his feet like a petulant child, As around the world he is laughingly reviled.
- Sunday, October 6, 2013

Battle for the Shire

“For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all.”...Galadriel The Orcs, Trolls, Uruk-Hai and Wargs are out on camera furiously trying to rebrand us as terrorists, anarchists and hostage takers. To the evil of Mordor a rude awakening; we are still the same tea party hobbits of your nightmares.
- Thursday, October 3, 2013

If Humpty wore glasses, Karl Rove he would be

"Karl Rove uses a whiteboard and marker As he peddles his wares like a carnival barker. The tea party knows he's a political hack, But the establishment lost millions as Rove they did back. Though Fox trots him out at eight, nine and ten, Bill, Sean and Greta can't make Karl Rove relevant again. Over the Republican Party he's cast a pall, But like Humpty Dumpty, old Karl must fall."
- Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Til Death They Do Part—The House, Part II

Since the first part of revealing the plague that is the U.S. Congress ended with Henry Waxman, it is only fitting part 2 begin with the other half of the "Beavis and Butthead" duo, Edward Markey. Mr. Markey is 67 years of age and after serving 37 1/2 years in the House was elevated to the Senate by the voters of Massachusetts in a special election.
- Thursday, September 19, 2013

Til Death they do Part—The U.S. House

It has become abundantly clear that most of our so-called "patriotic public servants" in D.C. run for office with the intention of staying until "death they do part". They have no allegiance to the constituents they represent nor the Country. It's all about power, corruption, ideology and greed, but We the People re-elect them every two years.
- Thursday, September 12, 2013

Send in the Fools

The United States economy is an unmitigated disaster. Millions of Americans cannot find jobs and, if they do, they are usually part time. There is a push to grant amnesty to over 11 million illegals in this country. The true cost and affect of ObamaCare is finally being realized. What does Barack Hussein Obama do?
- Tuesday, September 3, 2013


The Death of a Political Career

What's the quickest way to lose the confidence of the grassroots patriots that were a driving force in your election to the United States Senate? You align yourself with the biggest Progressive RINO in said Senate, Johnny MacRINO. It apparently escaped the notice of Sen. Rubio and his chief advisers, that the activists supporting him have long been outspokenly critical of Sen. McCain.
- Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Rise of the Obama ‘Reich’

The time has come for Americans to stop bending to the will of the PC enablers and define the Obama Administration for what it is; The Obama Reich. How else to describe the eerily similar parallels of Barack Obama and Adolph Hitler? There are numerous comparisons to be made. In writing this, I focused on four of them.
- Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Destroying our country, our military and our very existence

How many Americans have heard of Extortion 17? Extortion 17 was the call sign for the Chinook helicopter shot down in Afghanistan on the night of August 6, 2011. Killed in that crash were 25 special ops forces, including 15 members of Seal Team 6, 5 national Guard troops and 8 Afghans. Today, the families of the military killed in that crash held a press conference to lay out the coverup by Obama and the military that has gone on since that crash. The video of the press conference can be found here
- Friday, May 10, 2013

Pssst… Sen. Rubio, Remember Me?

Dear Sen. Rubio: Remember me? I was part of the Tea Party grassroots movement and one of your BFF's during your campaign to become my Senator. Of course, as any middle or high school girl knows, BFF's rotate in and out depending on their usefulness. Apparently I've outlived my usefulness, at least until your next campaign. I'm sure my aversion to becoming a gang member also played a part in your no longer "hearting" me.
- Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The new, old Marxist bi-partisanship

As someone who has had no semblance of a normal life in over five years, I find myself becoming increasingly angrier at the Sheeple that refuse to see what has happened to our country. For all intents and purposes, we are now laboring under the rule of a dictator. What is it going to take for the huddled masses to rise up and say "NO MORE"?
- Saturday, April 13, 2013

All I Got Was a Death Panel

I have begun to feel more and more like poor Charlie Brown in the Halloween classic who gets nothing but a rock in his trick or treat bag. I say it's time for mature women to stand up and demand our "fair share" from Barack Obama's health care goodie bag.
- Tuesday, February 26, 2013

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