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David Lawrence

David Lawrence is a writer for Canada Free Press.

Most Recent Articles by David Lawrence:

ANOTHER NEW YORK SUBWAY STABBING

Efrain Guaman was stabbed in the stomach on Friday on the N train in Brooklyn. A punk said, "Give me your phone or I'll stab you!" When he didn't give up the phone, the mugger stabbed him.
- Tuesday, May 24, 2016

COME FLY WITH ME, DICAPRIO

Whatever happened to angel-faced, little Leonardo DiCaprio of, 'What’s Eating Gilbert Grape'? He is beginning to look like the devil with a goatee. Dorian Gray’s attic is appearing in his hypocritical face.
- Sunday, May 22, 2016

Income inequality is a joke

If I were Hillary I would not be happy that Bill is running around the country promoting me. I’d feel that it’s ironic that he was never faithful to me yet he managed to stay faithful to my campaign.
- Tuesday, April 5, 2016


Obama's Political Divide

Obama came into office promising an era of cohesion and unity. He made a point of this. So his succeeding in creating the greatest political divide in the history of this country compounds his failure to unify.
- Tuesday, March 15, 2016

The Grand Master

Gary Kasparov is a genius at chess. Bernie Sanders is a dimwit who watches maple syrup drip from the trees in Vermont. When I was a college student I milked some cows in Jay Peak, Vermont. Bernie Sanders milks the public in an attempt to put their votes in his clichéd pail.
- Monday, March 7, 2016

Presidential Dramas

You didn’t have to suspend your disbelief to vote for Obama because you believed everything he said.
- Saturday, March 5, 2016

Give Trump a chance

The National Review depicts Trump as a phony changeling as if change were not possible. The editors paint a bad picture of conservatism to insist on static personality, not allowing Trump’s development. If they can’t understand Trump’s metamorphosis then they can’t understand personality growth or political development.
- Saturday, February 20, 2016

New York is burning without the fire

The subway system in New York is burning. It is in a fire of neglect. It is lukewarm ashes. It is directionless; a relic of the past.
- Thursday, February 18, 2016

You’d have to Be a Fool Not to Vote for Romney

At 6:07 PM on 9-11 the White House was sent this message, “Ansar al-Sharia claims responsibility for Benghazi Attack.” For two weeks after Obama pretended that the attack was a result of a spontaneous mob’s reaction to a video. He told all his glitterati friends on The View and David Letterman.
- Wednesday, October 31, 2012

The Debate: Tomorrow is Obama’s Excuse, Yesterday is his Witness

Many people feel that Obama won the third debate last night. However, they were only watching and listening to him for part of an hour and a half. They did not see his record rolling around behind his head like a bubble in a cartoon. In drama they call it the understory. It is what surrounds the plot or the debate. It’s never what Obama does in the putative future but what he did in the apparent past that matters. His deeds and his speeches don’t match. Tomorrow is Obama’s excuse; yesterday is his witness.
- Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Obama Goes Back After the Women’s Vote

Obama has looked down from his lofty chin to notice that he is losing some of the women’s vote. He had been too confident. He is like a complacent married man who one day wakes up and sees that his girlfriend has walked off with her tennis coach.
- Monday, October 22, 2012

Lawrence O’Donnell, the Tough Guy

Lawrence O’Donnell thinks that he is a tough guy. He calls out Tagg Romney, “When I hear you talk about taking a swing and taking punches, why do I get the feeling you have never actually taken a punch, or thrown a punch. I didn’t have that luxury in the part of Boston I grew up in.”
- Saturday, October 20, 2012

Eleven Trillion Reasons Not to Vote for Obama

When Obama came to office he said he would cut the ten trillion dollar national debt to five trillion. Instead he raised it to sixteen trillion. Thus there is an eleven trillion dollar spread between what he promised and what he delivered. That’s another eleven trillion reasons not to vote for Obama.
- Friday, October 19, 2012

Obama’s Golf Cart

At the Town hall debate at Hofstra, Romney said that when he was governor of Massachusetts he had more women in senior leadership positions than any other state.
- Thursday, October 18, 2012

Obama at Bethesda Fountain

Many people think that Obama is a nice guy, that he is sweet. Even when he lost the first debate to Romney, he looked like a meek little lamb in the corner of large state arguments he hadn’t prepared for. Although Romney was anything but a Bidenesque bully, the average sucker couldn’t help but feel sorry for Obama.
- Wednesday, October 17, 2012


Obama’s Flag

How could Obama redraw the flag in his own image? When does his narcissism spread so widely that his self-image engulfs a country? What’s the next step—Obama’s face in the Burning Bush? But he seems an agnostic despite his attachments to Moslems and Reverend Wright’s bigoted Trinity United Church of Christ.
- Thursday, September 27, 2012

Obama has Destroyed the American Dream

Obama loves to portray himself as an empathetic leader of all the people. When he won the election he lied, “if you want to be president you’ve got to work for everybody, not just for some.” I guess he forgot about small businesses, doctors, Republicans and financiers.
- Thursday, September 27, 2012

In the Three Levels of Life Obama Celebrates Government

In the tripartite division between people, government and God, Obama celebrates government. His socialistic, “You didn’t build that” speech, is indicative of his emphasis on the government’s role in the universe. He ignores us and God and is government centric, “If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help…. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business—you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”
- Monday, September 17, 2012

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