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Guest Columnist
Hollywood Tanks at the Polls
by Nathan Tabor,
November 4, 2004
During this campaign cycle we have seen many actors stick their surgically altered noses into the political ring, making their voices heard and trying to sway voters. I must admit I have enjoyed many of these actors’ movies in the past; however, I am ecstatic to see the door slammed in their face.
Many of these actors need to keep their day jobs! If they want to change the system they need to run for office. There is one fundamental point that these folks need to bear in mind while protesting President Bush and the War on Terror: they have the right to say these things because soldiers have given them this freedom.
Alas, it must be a dark day in Hollywood. After all that has been said and done, Republicans increase control of the U.S. Senate and the U.S. House and the icing on the cake, George W. Bush wins four more years in the White House!
It truly goes to show that having a soapbox doesn’t necessarily mean you should stand on it. Actors are inexperienced in the political arena, although I am sure there are many politicians who would make great actors. So, with the small soapbox I have, I would like to announce the release of Hollywood Tanks at the Polls, starring John Kerry and a full cast of liberal windbags. I believe the American people should reward these actors for their efforts! Please boycott their movies and products. To accomplish this task please visit--www.boycottliberalism.com-- pass it along to your family and friends.
Since these Hollywood, self-proclaimed elitists have misused their voice and so-called influence; I believe they should be men and women of their word. Don’t you? So, those who promised to leave the country upon a Bush re-election, I hope you weren’t just acting! I know your Oscar performances will be missed, but I am sure France will roll out the red carpet and welcome you all with open arms.
If France doesn’t work out, I am sure there are some estates for sale in Iraq or Afghanistan. Last but not least. The Republicans have packed you a lunch. The condiments include a side of “W” Ketchup. Enjoy!
