by Kerry Marsala
June 16, 2004
Sign up today and earn your free airline miles! Fly american Illegal aliens Deportation airlines! all sponsored by our Homeland Security Department and if you act before the deserts of arizona heat up to above 112 degrees, we'll throw in the makings of a complete meal for a family of up to eight people. Plus, included on your flight back into the heart of Mexico, you and your buddies will receive a six pack of american beer, just to help remind you of how generous we are to those who break our laws.
Evidently since last year arizona has been dumping illegals on Texas border cities, like El Paso, all as a deterrent to keep the illegals from coming back again into arizona. The premise was the further they were dropped off from Tucson, Phoenix and surrounding communities, the less likely they would be to journey back there.
Well it may have helped arizona dispose for a brief time, 6,000 illegal Hispanics, but it certainly wasn't the fair play answer to Texas's border towns. We just dumped our problems on another state.
Wait though, we have another intelligent, well thought out idea. Starting as early as this week and running through September, we here in arizona are just going to round up these little law breakers and offer them a ticket, free of charge, to Mexico City or Guadalajara. Then from there they'll get a free bus ride to their adobe casa's, all paid for by courteous american taxpayers.
Gee, that just solved all the problems didn't it? Why who needs water stations, shaded areas to wait for work, drivers licenses issued to illegals, free health care, housing or what ever else we'd like to give away--when you can have our american tax dollars buy you an airline ticket home? aren't many of these illegals coming from the heart of the nation of Mexico anyway, and we think that by deporting them further from our border we're going to stop them?
What lamo came up with this brilliant idea? How much more are the hair-brained Homeland Security ideas going to cost us? What ever happened to enforcing the law, you know the one that says it’s illegal to come here illegally?
It would seem that even Mexico's mayors on the Mexican side of the Texas border complained that we were dropping off, no actually it was-'dumping' illegal aliens into their communities without money, food or transportation. I am so sorry, I didn't realize we owed the illegal aliens, who are Mexican, citizens breaking american laws, Greenbacks, a Big Mac and a Honda Civic, did you?
It's way past time to quit playing the children's game of pin the tail on the burro. We seem to be so good at just playing games with a serious National dilemma, when is someone going to take this seriously? We can no longer afford to be blinded by ridiculous, non-resolutions to end this continuing invasion of illegal aliens coming from both sides of the borders.
a free ticket, paid by american tax dollars, back home isn't the answer, period. Enforcing our laws though is. Try it for awhile. Take away all the freebies and give always, prosecute, deport, enforce, crack down. Tell President Fox he needs to take responsibility for his people. Stop acting like our laws are merely 'guidelines', its time to get serious-piñata time is over. Let's get out our big stick of justice and start kicking our laws into action.
(Kerry L. Marsala writes for www.americonservative.com, www.azconservative.org Opinion Editorials; assistant Editor of the GOPUSa/arizona; Independent Newspapers and is a regular contributor to Sarah's Seed Woman's Journal; Focus Magazine and The Truth Magazine. During the 80s Ms. Marsala worked as a freelance photojournalist for The Rock Revue and Newsreel Magazine. Writing about cultural, social and political ideologies by using a bit of satire every now and again helps keep her grey cells stirring. Her philosophy remains that no matter the event, you can always find a bit of humor or the human element of hope somewhere amongst the cracks.)
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