We all knew that it would happen sooner rather than later, and now the news is slowly seeping into our media — George Bush, the FBI, the Diebold Company, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush, and assorted other diabolical geniuses, like assorted computer programmers in the Republican thrall and operating outside the progressive serfdom found in the work houses at Google and Microsoft, have wormed their into the Mexican electoral process and thrown the whole thing to Senor Calderon and guaranteed another conservative government in North america along with that of Canada and the good old US of a.
Mr. Bush, easily identified as a cretin, a blowhard and dunce as a result of his obvious physical and political characteristics, is also, at the same time, an evil prodigy of prodigious proportions.
Why? Because the New York Times, Chris Matthews, David Gregory, Helen Thomas, CNN, the Washington Post, the La Times, Howard Dean, Time Magazine, Russ Feingold, and the rest of the lockstep liberal orchestra of concert masters in the pay of the monkey motel tell us so.
Like Herbert Philbrick who led any number of lives while working for undercover for the FBI, Mr. Bush is doomed to live a like number in the left-wing press, on television, at home, and in his various highly scripted "performances" as President.
I mean, look what Mr. Bush has already wrought — global warming, North Korea's upping of the nuclear ante after years of quiescence under the fabled Clinton brinkmanship, earthquakes, the Sumatran tsunami, shrinking glaciers, reduction in the fat layers on the polar bears, sunstroke among meerkats, hydrophobia among canines, cracks in Shuttle main tank foam covering — the list grows daily as reports from the four corners of the world are sifted and posted by leading "journalists" employed by the NY Times for their honesty, attention to detail, and phony travel arrangements.
Just look at the global warming angle. Mr. Bush's missing signature on the Kyoto Protocol has changed wind currents, created wild fires which threaten to engulf the west and reduce Texas to cinders, raised global temperatures, made al Gore a billionaire, driven GMC and Ford from the marketplace, created the gasoline shortfall, given new life to a visibly flagging Howard Dean, and diminished glaciation everywhere except Norway, Lhasa and the Kelvinator Shelf.
and now, just when the left felt things could get no worse following Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s scathing indictment on Mr. Bush's 2004 electoral plundering, it is becoming ever more apparent that the latest Mexican national election has been stolen by Mr. Bush and his gang of upstart cronies as well.
First there were the rumors about the weather and how it forced many tens of thousands of potential voters to remain at home. and with the vagaries of global warming already discussed, this too, began to gain traction in the crowded big city bars and presses.
No election held in the americas today would be replete without the rumors of lost ballots, like the Wisconsin votes found in a warehouse, or in a cab, locked in a steamer trunk, or just plain lost in transit, never to be seen again until a Democrat falls behind in the count and they're needed to put them over the top.
Mexico is no different, with fresh calls claiming that some three million ballots, cast for the loser of course, a liberal Leninist, or is he a socialist, the papers up here are none too clear on his politics, have been lost, with private detectives combing tequila plants, slaughterhouses, telephone exchanges and bull fighting arenas for the errant proxies, with little success.
Following all of the above folderol, issues surrounding the scientifically accurate exit polls began to rear their ugly heads, which they did for John Kerry, to cast further doubt on the sheer nonsense of relying on the counted ballots.
Shame on those who rely on the simplistic notion that actual ballots can count for something, when the whispered "memories," hastily scribbled "ideas," and the "recollections," of inebriated voters passed on to harried party hacks, who often work in the darkness of hallways, porches, and necessary rooms, with paper choked clipboards, following the actual ballot process, are known to carry far more weight.
Finally there was the news, slow at first to emerge, and finally resulting in a landscape changing deluge from knowledgeable sources and "top" men, that the entire computerized process of voting can be easily manipulated as a can of Play-doh, a few deft keystrokes, a purloined program, a whispered incantation, and the employment of some heavy Santeria ju-ju, to craft the output needed to insure the victory of the candidate of one's choice. an outcome which means the triumph of the fascist Bush administration and the installation of their international right-wing tools, dupes and symps.
and it all comes back to Bush - the evil virtuoso and nincompoop.
Too limited to properly manage a war, the economy, Congress, international affairs, Laura, the twins, his shoe laces, or almost anything of note, Mr. Bush, nonetheless, is able to steal the election in Mexico, to nick the 2004 election in america, and to control the world's weather and oil supply.
Mr. Bush, without any make-up, in the eyes of the Democrats, their paid speech writers in the press, and their tools in Congress, is the man of a thousand faces — just like Mr. Chaney.
Lon Chaney, that is. What an actor.
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