Canada Free Press 2006 Archives: John Burtis
- My final political testament
- Requiem for a welterweight
- Schrdinger's senator
- Down periscope
- Baker Street peanuts
- Fulfilling Bubba's destiny
- Tossing the bounder out of Nelson's Lagoon
- It's not easy for a dinosaur out here
- A stitch in time saves nine
- Time for Major Kong to go downtown
- White noise
- The Beaux Deans
- Promises to keep
- Tossing Kerry overboard
- The railway car from Compiegne
- Adrift in George's wake
- Democratic cannon fodder
- Day of days
- Win one for America
- Ted Kennedy: Collaborator or Soviet agent?
- Kerry apology a Karl Rove plant
- They are expendable
- A fete too far
- There's a cancer, Mr. President, on the Good Ship Lollipop
- Vegemite nonsense
- Lullaby in dreamland
- The temptation of Donna Shalala
- The promised land
- Cindy Sheehan's friend in need
- The upcoming Democratic burlesque
- Don't cry for Cindy, Alfred Nobel
- Show trials for global warming deniers
- The wages of Soros
- Baked Alaska for North Korea
- Will we survive the Clinton process?
- If Mark Foley had been from Massachusetts
- Opera bouffe
- Cheap shot spotters
- When push comes to shove
- The swords and shields of the Democratic Party
- Bill Clinton's millstone
- Coal still powers America
- We could use a dash of Sharia's law around here
- Theatre of the absurd
- The compass always points to Bush
- We're already living under Muslim law
- Let's cry for Ralph "Bucky" Phillips
- Treaties on the blood red snow
- Democrats: Playing "politics"
- John Kerry: Crisper, stronger
- Another birthday bash for the hollow man
- The second scarlet letter
- The myth of moderates
- The vicious unbridled censorship of the left
- Armitage
should become a Democrat
- Democrats discover a vast new reservoir of revulsion
- The success of Iranian focus groups
- The inanity of hate crimes
- As Hollywood goes, so do the Democrats
- Et tu, Colin?
- Eventual understanding opposed to total blindness
- The epistle of Osama to the Democrats
- Scooter Libby--The last man standing
- Richard Armitage--From Camp Powell to High Camp
- Kofi
Annan--back door man
- Two
more reasons why we must win the war on terror
- Another
brick in the wall of appeasement
- Why won't the left fight terror?
- Kofi Annan's magic carpet ride
- A judge's ruling as evidence of collapse
- The open recreancy of the West
- 11 down, 12 million to go
- Chuck
the soccer outlook, let's play football!
- Are the Democrats playing beach blanket bingo?
- There is a fifth dimension separating Israel and Lebanon
- Media in Lebanon – The fevered manufacture of the liberal agenda
- Reuters–Smoke gets in your eyes
- Looking for Hermann Göring, finding Sheikh Nasrallah
- Katie Couric–Death throes of a media dinosaur
- The brief ugly return of "The Good Old Days"
- John Kerry--Beyond the limits of botox
- Drunks say the darndest things
- Meet future Senator Al Franken from the North Star State
- The UN has loosed the Affenpinschers of war
- Howard Dean is losing his mind, and it ain't pretty
- Kofi Annan could have saved blue helmets
- Mr. Smallweed declares war on Hezbollah
- Jesse Jackson and the power of the press
- Hoppy the Kangaroo plugging for Democratic candidates
- The Mullah's man in the West
- A father's final surrender
- Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
- CNN discovers Ward Churchill is managing their newsroom
- Country Joe and the Dish
- The law of quid pro quo
- First due at Doc Bartha's
- The Rodhams' Big-Top pee-wees
- Stop calling me filthy rich, I'm just a Kulak!
- The thousand malevolent faces of George Bush
- The Big Dig — The ongoing construction of the Clinton legacy
- Riding the dog with Hillary
- Joe Biden's gone off the reservation
- Free watermelons for Mr. Washington
- We should've employed Rule 223
- Pinch–Your name is Quisling
- Jack Tars and Commodores
- Concrete diving
- Who will wear the robe and crown?
- Chang and Eng have risen from the dead
- Pardon me all to hell
- There's a bug in John Murtha's head
- It's time to end the publishing cake walk
- The WMD shell game at the New York Times
- What, the Old Man isn't diverse enough?
- Casting for a legacy, Bill Clinton style
- What kind of fool do they think I am
- Wanted: Dead and Alive
- Flag Day–My mother's favorite holiday
- Frog marching isn't pretty
- Enter Nancy from the lower house
- Make a new plan, Stan, drop off the key, Lee
- Don't cry for us Pinch, Kofi and John Kerry
- Democrats–Who'll be the next in line for heartache?
- UN — The last refuge of scoundrels
- Zarqawi, the left–Never give a sucker an even break
- Alan and Shelly–Two nits in a toupee
- Kennedy Boys–The Nutone Kids
- Theon Johnson- Living on the Katrina FEMA dole, waiting for a buy out
- The Klintonburg descending — Oh, the humanity
- John Murtha–First the guilty verdict, then the trial
- Al Gore, Pinch Sulzberger–Welsh rarebit, Drums along the Wallkill
- Ernest S. Youngs--A man for all seasons
- John, Hillary--Hunting the illusive felons
- John Kerry--a briefcase, a dirty cap, maps
- Hugo Chavez–Ask not for whom the phone rings, it rings for thee
- John Kerry: 9 big tomatoes in a tiny little can
- The
Three Mesquiteers
- William Jefferson--Midnight at the oasis, put the camel to bed
- Al and Hillary–Clash of the Titans
- America – Will they still love her in the morning
- America — Last call for the rule of law
- The people who were Thursday
- FBI-Looking for Hoffa in all the wrong places
- The US Senate--A confederacy of dunces
- Bill Clinton: Soupy sales from the man down under
- Lawrence Tribe — Getting ready for the Fuckawi Race
- Midnight in the garden of Moe and Curley
- Magnetic field changes, men falling flat
- Hillary: Bad news on Mother's Day
- Don't you know who I am?
- If they were expendable, then so are we
- The Rise and Fall of the Frist Reach
- John Kerry — The hubris of a billionaire's self defense fund
- Dean and Pelosi - The Gums of August
- Am I Three , men, or are we supermen?
- Two states, two states of mind
- Patrick Kennedy- Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Goooo
- Harry Reid calls on the clown posse for back up
- Six billion species soon to be extinct, I'm sayin'
- Ted and Arlen's excellent adventure
- Oaths of office–easy come, easy go
- What's good for Cunningham's gander is good for McCarthy's goose
- Don't Bogart that channel, my friend
- May Day preparations in the big nowhere
- Brother, can you spare me a c-note
- Chuck Schumer: Cry the beloved country
- Tony Snow, White House press corps, angst
- Not in Ted's back pond:
Tilting at windmills, jousting for views
- How they learned to stop worrying and love Iran
- Mary McCarthy:
Me and my shadow government
- The hypocrisy of John Kerry:
Mr. Smallweed goes to Washington
- Please help him, he's falling
- Hillary's Fountain of Loot
- Wheel of fortune
- They're on the barricades together
- Waiting for the second bomb
- Willy Loman on acid
- Signs of the times
- Pickpockets are stealing our flag
- They're coming undone
- Dirty Pool
- After the fox from the easy chair
- Polishing the apple, dusting the pumpkin
- May Day and reverse Polish notation
- The whole world in her hands
- Any port in a storm
- The girl's all left
- Senseless in Marblehead
- MoveOn.Al
- The Iranians are upping the ante
- The Howard and Mike Show
- The unseen bravery of the few
- A perk too far
- Parsing the plan
- Carnival barkers
- Tailor-made
- Backbone
- Storm Surges
- Hello Piccadilly
- Under pressure
- For those in peril
- Power of Babble
- Don't Ask
- Gun fight
- March hares
- Colors
- No way out
- Counterfeit TV
- Let Pluto do the walking
- The deep end
- Don't mine me
- Class clowns
- Imaginary friend
- Down the drain
- Vanishing Point
- The Captain's adrift
- Pipe dreams
- Vile blue yonder
- A question of resources
- Edifice wrecks
- West at sunset
- They came for Jerry first
- We are the world
- One item menu
- Bill of fare
- Tawny ports
- Digging up Little Peanut
- The boys next door
- Looking for Mr. Peanut
- Who will answer?
- The gashouse gang
- Bonfire of the inanities
- Guantanamo Bey
- Lost in translation
- Money changes everything
- America can't sleep
- The war for Hillary's ear
- Hay foot, straw foot
- Driving out the devil
- The old pawn shop
- Absence of humor
- Who fits the bill
- The emperor's new clothes
- Time to act
- Dems need a plan
- In the crosshairs
- The perfumed prince, dancing Al and the circle game
- The ties tha bind
- Oh, the humanity
- Keep your best friends close
- Disorder in the court
- Smoke gets in your eyes
- Jokers wild
- Weird science
- The power of football
- The good, the bad and the ugly
- The Wooden Titan
- From mad to nuts
- Bears on roller skates
- Hillary Clinton: Breaking up is hard to do
- The next extinction
- Live free or work
- Kim Jong Il: On the road again
- First in, last out
- The new Torquemadas
- The new wreckers
- The trouble with kamikazes
- We all come back, or we all die together
- Not one cent for tribute
- Loose lips sink ships
- What accounts for Democratic behavior
- Why their secrets are safer than ours
- No steak knives for the losers
- A martyr in waiting
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