It came to pass that on the next full day after Jeffrey went down the final Rabbit Hole for whatever fate awaited him at the bottom, the people of the Realm braced themselves for yet another investigation from the Ruling Class
A Tale of Wonder Land: Jeffrey Down the Rabbit Hole
Long ago and far away, in the Land of Wonder, a wealthy and infamous man named Jeffrey disappeared down the Federal Rabbit Hole.
Now, back in those days, the Federal Rabbit Hole was known to have temporally swallowed other, less-prominent citizens of the Realm.
Before Jeffrey, a Chinese man named Norman the Shoe (Hsu), who had shared his donated wealth with several members of the Donkey Clan, went down the Federal Rabbit Hole (for short, FRH). It happened soon after he was found in the fetal position on a train traveling toward the Windy City, home to a large Chinatown. Once captured, Shoe was locked away in The Federal Tower. Very little was heard from the Shoe again.