Beef-Fry Days (B.F.D.) Resolution Passed By San Francisco Supervisors

No sooner had San Francisco announced its Meatless Mondays program--proposed by Supervisor Sophie "Meatless" Maxwell--vegetarian, than they scrapped the plan in favor of a more traditional way to curb pollution in the United States. Of course, this startling development caught the eye of Ace Reporter and "Most Trusted Name in the News 2010," Hugh Betcha. Hugh, Chief of the Food Bureau of the Stoos Views media conglomerate in Wynstone, South Dakota--where the air is clean, the crime rate low, the folks vote red and the centre still holds--called Heather "Muffin" Goodearth, spokes- individual for the San Francisco Board of Supervisors--to get the lowdown. Heather, who took the call for Maxwell, who was attending a conference on "Offending the Goddess of Nature--How to Protect the Ecosphere," at the Frisco University Institute of Technology--Cows Are Killing the Environment division (F.R.U.I.T.C.A.K.E) explained the sudden change in attitude by the Supervisors.