Bernie REALLY wants you to know he'll raise your taxes, and Rob Lowe is REALLY tired of it

If you watched CNN's Democrat town hall last night, well, I pity you. I may watch MSNBC for the comedy value, but there are certain things to which I refuse to subject my physical being. A two hours endurance test in which elderly socialist gasbags scream about how you're "not paying your fair share" is one of them. I did, however, check out the highlights. My favorite comes to us from Bernie Sanders, who promises not one, not twice, not thrice, but four times that he absolutely intends to raise our taxes as part of his quest to completely obliterate the private insurance industry.