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Satire: Hugh Betcha Interviews President Biden on Immigration

Biden and Cackles Doing a Good Job of Not Protecting the Border


In an effort to explain his refusal to protect the southern border of the United States from the torrent of illegal immigrants, drugs, and the spread of violence that has cost the lives of United States citizens, President Biden summoned “The Most Trusted Name in the News 2023,” Canada Free Press’ own Hugh Betcha, for an exclusive interview in the Oval Office. Hugh, Chief of the International Desk of the Stoos Views worldwide media conglomerate, a man who walks with kings and princes (but bowing to none), caught a quick flight from Wynstone, South Dakota--where the air is clean, the crime rate low, the people vote red, and the centre still holds--and flew into Foggy Bottom. Ushered into the President’s office after a short ride in the Presidential limousine, Hugh settled down for a frank discussion with the President on the troublesome issue of illegal immigration and Texas’ attempt to stanch the flow of illegals, drugs and violence that has plagued the state and the country.

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