We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common Defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish, for those unfortunate whiny souls who do not understand the Constitution and Bill of Rights, the following as a tool to help them better understand the greatness of America and to ease their troubled minds.