CNN: Rand Paul's presidential campaign is 'officially on death watch'

We're going to ignore the unseemly, obviously biased, glee with which they deliver this news. We're also going to gloss over the fact that, if the phrase 'death watch' had been applied to Hillary, liberals would spin it into wishful thinking on the part of evil conservatives who want her to literally die. Since we're not progressives, we'll just look at the facts and say this: When CNN claims that Rand Paul's campaign is "officially on death watch," they're probably right. Barring a miraculous turnaround, Rand Paul's campaign is nearing the end of the road. From CNN: