Debate: Media in desperate frenzy to sell the idea of 'Hillary's big win'

If you've tuned into any of the big news outlets this morning, you've no doubt heard some talking head yakking about "Hillary's big win." If all you heard were the mainstream reviews, you'd think Clinton crushed her opponent in one of debate history's most epic beat downs. They've basically gone wall-to-wall with tales of their queen's decisive victory over an unprepared dullard. The thing is; if she really did that well, they wouldn't need to be work so hard to sell you on it. I'll be the first to admit that Trump's night was far from perfect. Here at CainHQ, immediately following debates, we have a little email pow-wow where we discuss our impressions with the boss. I'll tell you exactly what I told him: