The Onion's recent satire on climate science, "Climate Researchers Warn Only Hope For Humanity Now Lies In Possibility They Making All Of This Up," presents a paradox worth solving.
"Saying the time to act has come and gone," the piece begins, "a group of researchers from the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change warned Tuesday that any hope for the future of humanity now hinges on the possibility that scientists like themselves are simply making all of this up." The spoof continues:
