FBI to Congress: Oh, sorry, we 'failed to retain' five months of our anti-Trump agents' text messages

If you've been following the Robert Mueller investigation in alleged Trump-Russia collusion, you're no doubt familiar with Peter Strzok And Lisa Page. They're the two anti-Republican, pro-Democrat, and fiercely anti-Trump FBI investigators who were working with Mueller's team. They were also instrumental in the FBI's go-nowhere investigation into Hillary Clinton's server. Their back-and-forth communications brought to light the supposed existence of an "insurance policy" in case Trump managed to with the 2016 presidential election. Precisely what that policy is remains a mystery. Though many speculate that the Mueller investigation is at least part of it, we simply don't know. What we do know is that Mueller put two of the most venomous, vehemently anti-Trump, people he could find on his allegedly unbiased team.