Five things I learned from watching Cosmopolitan Magazine's video on gun ownership

I know, I know. Who cares what Cosmo thinks about guns, right? If you've ever read an issue, you know it's an atrocious, substance-free rag that's mostly a vehicle for makeup ads. On the rare occasion that you can find an actual article, you'll be treated to something that's just a notch above pornography. Still, it's one of the most circulated consumer magazines in the country, so someone out there is wasting their time reading it. When these folks aren't learning about "5 Secret Erogenous Zones that Will Really Drive Him Wild," there's a slight possibility that they may honestly care what the mag thinks about firearms.