Allotted a mere three minutes to speak at the UN "climate change" conference in Paris, our Chicken Little "sky is falling" president--who equates weather changes as a greater threat to civilization than radical Islamic terrorism--rambled and sputtered for 14. (By contrast, Abraham Lincoln's now world famous Gettysburg Address--which reaffirmed the goodness of a geographically reunified North and South, and encapsulated the American ideal of sacrifice for the greater good of human equality--took just over two minutes.)