Give Us This Day Our Daily Routine

They say there are people who thrive on chaos, on adrenaline, on thrills. I'm pretty sure I'm not one of those.  Adrenaline hounds actually pay money to be scared. On purpose! They go to a fair and instead of looking at beautiful animals or prize winning poultry or replacement windows, they go on rides that are designed by sick people to scare the hell out of you. Seriously! They really do that.  I went up on a Ferris wheel once at a county fair. I can tell you that there's absolutely no reason to pay people to scare you more than that. I couldn't even get a refund!