It was a night to celebrate the Green goals had been won.
The last coal mine was firmly shut and all adored the sun.
Their panels covered all the flats and turbines spiked the hills.
The young got stoned on ethanol and oldies got the bills.
The cows were freed from bails and yards and drilling was rejected.
The rich folk got electric cars the poor got disconnected.
But then the weather got quite cold the sun it hibernated.
The power failed, no coal was mined, most folk refrigerated.
