Hillary sexism alert! Voters say they 'really like and admire me' - won't vote for me 'because I'm a woman'

For Hillary Clinton, a 30-year achievement-free career has necessitated a laundry list of excuses. Since she will never take responsibility for her own failures, these explanations amount to little more than a laundry list of lies. Chief among those untruths are fables designed to paint her as the eternal victim - an honest, genuine, woman whose best efforts are consistently dismantled by a legion of malicious haters. These days, her best efforts are being directed toward attracting voters. And yet, Bernie Sanders continues to nip at the hem of her Mao Tse-Tung outerwear, threatening to damage or undo her coronation. Since she can't admit the reality of her situation - that she's a terrible candidate who's being widely rejected by her own party - she needs a bit of fiction to explain away her failings.