Enjoying the work of Wall Street Journal writer Holman W. Jenkins Jr. can make you feel cynical. But when you apply it to the hyper-regulatory instincts of the political class, you can rarely go wrong in embracing that mindset. So Jenkins is really in his element writing about the latest Obama brainstorm, which is to use the FCC to impose "net neutrality" rules on an Internet that's doing quite well without any political interference.