I Never Stole Again

Robbing a Watermelon Patch


Mark Twain must have stolen a few watermelons when he was a boy. That is why he once said, “The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took. We know it because she repented.”
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