Jane Fonda Saves the Planet From Herself

Last year, Jane Fonda sold her "eco-conscious" Beverly Hills mansion, with its 7,102 square feet on a 36,000 square foot lot enclosing a his and her master suite, a glass elevator, 5 bathrooms, glass walls, fireplaces, a fountain, a meditation garden, a fully stocked gym, a pavilion with heat lamps, and a huge pool for $8.5 million after she found no takers at its original $13 million sale price.

"This was the first time in my 79 years," Fonda enunciates with the deep pathos of an orphan finally getting a full meal as the camera zooms through the cavernous interior of a walk-in closet the size of some people's homes , "that I have had a closet that you could walk in and see everything you have."

As Gaia is my witness, If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, I'll never go without a walk-in closet again.

Heartfelt music more appropriate to the reunion of a lost child and her mother plays in the background as the socialist actress describes her "amazing glass elevator, it's like a gem". Then she gushes about having a party with 150 people in the house. "We could have had another 50," she brags. Then there's her pool. "It's so beautiful at night when it's lit up."