You always want to take anything John Kerry says with a healthy dose of skepticism. And by a healthy dose, I mean the whole bottle. The man who claims he was sent by Richard Nixon in 1968 on a secret mission to Cambodia (think about it) now claims that we're "on the road" to victory over Al Qaeda's JV team - yeah, the same people who burned a Jordanian pilot alive and released a slickly produced video last week to let the world know about it.