This keeps getting better, in a tragic and dangerous-as-hell but still hilarious sort of way.
First, self-styled intellectual John Kerry shoots off his mouth about how this whole Syria thing could go away if Bashar Assad would turn over his weapons to the international community. Then, Vladimir Putin seizes the opportunity to grab the strategic upper-hand, while protecting his buddy Assad, by offering to make it happen. Assad quickly accepts Putin's "proposal" because he knows perfectly well that the whole thing is fake.