It is no secret that politicians are pros at the art of self back slapping and tooting their own horn. These skills are only rivaled by their ability to find anyone but themselves to blame for just about anything. What sets a pro's pro apart from the rest is to do all three things at the same time, a political hat trick if you will, and do it with a straight face. Mitch McConnell demonstrated last week that he truly is a pro's pro, and then some.