Misandry Rises: In Defense of Men

"Don't vote for men!" is the message of a recent campaign ad. Issued by Dana Nessel, Democratic attorney general contender in Michigan, what she literally says is, "Who can you trust most not to show you their [sic] penis in a professional setting?" She answers that it's the candidate who doesn't have one. Now, a person could easily go tit for tat (not that I'd ever consider such a thing!). Noting how some voters, addressing politicians' pusillanimity, lament how we need leaders with "a pair," one could ask "Who can you trust most to have a pair?" and answer "The candidate who by definition has one."