My grandfather doesn’t believe in retirement homes
He says they’re too expensive and the food is bad. Instead, he’d rather check into a luxury hotel near the beach
By News on the Net -- Mike Bales—— Bio and Archives--September 8, 2026
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When we asked him about the cost, he said, “If I stay at a nursing home, it’s $200 a day and no one visits. If I stay at this hotel, it’s $100 a day. I get room service, a pool, and my grandkids visit me every weekend because they want to go to the beach. Plus, if I die in the lobby, the hotel manager will actually be upset.”
At the nursing home, they just call it ‘Tuesday’.
My grandfather doesn’t believe in retirement homes. He says they’re too expensive and the food is bad. Instead, he’d rather check into a luxury hotel near the beach.
— Mike Bales ???????????? (@MikeBales)September 8, 2026
When we asked him about the cost, he said, “If I stay at a nursing home, it’s $200 a day and no one visits. If I…
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