New Hampshire: Bernie bazookas Hillary; Trump wins big as Rubio falls to fifth

Let's start with the Democrats. That's more fun. The doddering, wild-eyed socialist was expected to beat the entitled liar, but this was quite the beating: Bernie 60 percent; Hillary 38 percent. Now yeah, it was expected that Bernie would win New Hampshire considering he's from next-door Vermont and the two states are like one of those yin yangs liberals like, without the dot in the middle, and without the roundness, and without . . . OK, never mind the yin yang. But did anyone expect Hillary to lose by 22 points? Remember, she actually beat Obama here in 2008. Also remember, Bernie Sanders is not even a Democrat. He's a socialist, and unlike Obama, he doesn't mind everyone knowing he's a socialist. He's also 74 years old and doesn't exactly boast the most impressive record of legislative effectiveness in the Senate.