-- Satire
"It came to me during the Late Late Show with James Corden," Pelosi told Ace Reporter Hugh Betcha, "that I must do something for the poor people of the country and the struggling small business owners—we are all in this together."
Managing to struggle through this period of self-imposed isolation and dutifully following the President's directive to hunker down and practice social distancing, Pelosi continued speaking to Hugh through the two-way intercom attached to the ten foot wall of her mansion in San Francisco.