Report: Bowl Cut Jr. has defense chief executed for falling asleep in a meeting

The stories that come out of North Korea - speaking here of the executions of those who in some small way displease Bowl Cut Jr. - are horrifying to the extent they can be believed. But I'm not gonna lie . . . sometimes they're downright hilarious. Maybe you just suspect that the "spies" who come up with this stuff are just punking the rest of us, which is why you can allow yourself to be amused by the creativity of the stories. The one about Kim having his ex-girlfriend executed in a stadium, which (we think) turned out not to be true, sounded like something Rogen and Franco could have come up with on their own.