"Voter fraud doesn't exist. It's a myth - cooked up by right-wingers - designed to explain why evil Republicans keep losing elections. If you believe it's happening, you must be some sort of neo-Nazi conspiracy theorist. How dare you impugn the glorious, unimpeachable, workings of the United States government.
Why, to even suggest such a thing strikes at the very heart of our Democracy. You should be ashamed of yourself."