Seriously? 51-year-old prison seamstress planned to go on the lam with murderers she helped escape?

So they still haven't caught those two escaped prisoners, and that's all the more curious given what we've learned about the apparent escape plot. According to the charges against 51-year-old prison seamstress Joyce Mitchell, she not only helped them plan the escape but was supposed to show up when they emerged in the daylight and serve as the getaway driver. The fact that she never showed up for that job meant that they were left - at least at the outset - without a means for getting as far from the scene as possible, which you'd think would be one of three key fundamentals for pulling off the escape successfully (the other two being 1) split up; and 2) change your appearance).