The Junk Science Environmental Activism Gets Dumber as They Now Want to Ban Plastic Straw EMOJIS

In order to save the planet they now want to eliminate something that does not exist. Restaurants have made them increasingly difficult to come by, politicians have built careers demonizing them, and Starbucks tried to make news by banning them in their stores. (They cleverly opted for a plastic sippy cup lid, that uses more plastic.) In the past few years plastic straws have become this generation’s acid rain, as they choke our landfills, kill our oceans, and lead to loss of consortium and even lower test scores in students (probably?) Now they need to be eliminated from your text messages, lest you add to the…uh…to the problem of…contamination of our desktop recycle bins, I suppose??? --More...