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“You got suckered, boy. Now we both know what caught you: the patented, pink, plastic, pearly-eyed wobbler.”

The Patented, Pink, Plastic, Pearly-Eyed Wobbler


The Patented, Pink, Plastic, Pearly-Eyed WobblerMy boyhood best friend and mentor Jaybird was tight with his money, and expecting me to be likewise, couldn’t believe I got suckered in by an advertisement in a fishing magazine guaranteeing that no fish could resist the patented, pink, plastic, pearly-eyed wobbler. I ordered the lure, and when it arrived, I couldn’t wait to show it to him, knowing he would agree that it was a “guaranteed sho-nuff fish killer.” I was deeply disappointed by his rude response.
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