The Zombie Apocalypse Is Here

Until recently I didn't believe in zombies and the concept of the Zombie Apocalypse, but in 2021 I have become a believer.  I guess I was faked out because I assumed the zombies would look something like what have been described in books, movies, and as seen on television. I now know the brain dead can walk around and for the most part look like average human beings. Zombies don't have to have contorted faces, rotting extremities, or walk sideways like John Wayne. Actually, the zombies I'm talking about are not totally brain dead.  My zombies have functioning brains to the extent that they can feed themselves, communicate in a fashion, and operate within society.  However, today's American zombies have brains where common sense no longer dwells and the ability to think critically has atrophied away.  My American zombies' brains are under the total control of the evil Marxist Democrat elites that have convinced all of them that the Marxist controlled government can give them everything they need.  These zombies are the useful idiots so treasured by Marxism, who believe that when anything bad befalls them it is someone else's fault.