Uncle Joe Receives Scatomancy Curse by Pigeon Guano Hit

In the zany Robert Altman film, Brewster McCloud, about a young man building a winged’ flying machine, bird poop predicts a character’s demise. In the Bible, the Prophet Ezekiel was commanded as a curse from God: King James Bible “And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man…” Ezekiel 4:12. Joe Biden needs to start studying the meaning of being shat upon, since doing that to others is his favorite hobby. 

In ancient Egypt, divination was done by examining the feces of animals, called Scatomancy: “Scatomancy (alternatively known as Spatalomancy, Spatilomancy, Cropomancy, and Spatalamancy) is a divination by studying the the size, arrangement, color and interaction of excrement.”