By Kelly O'Connell —— Bio and Archives--April 14, 2022
In the zany Robert Altman film, Brewster McCloud, about a young man building a winged’ flying machine, bird poop predicts a character’s demise. In the Bible, the Prophet Ezekiel was commanded as a curse from God: King James Bible “And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man…” Ezekiel 4:12. Joe Biden needs to start studying the meaning of being shat upon, since doing that to others is his favorite hobby.
In ancient Egypt, divination was done by examining the feces of animals, called Scatomancy: “Scatomancy (alternatively known as Spatalomancy, Spatilomancy, Cropomancy, and Spatalamancy) is a divination by studying the the size, arrangement, color and interaction of excrement.”
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By Edwin on 2022 04 14
"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad" is quoted as a "heathen proverb" in Daniel, a Model for Young Men (1854) by Reverend William Anderson Scott (1813–85). Brigham Young quoted the phrase in a discourse delivered on March 16, 1856, attributing it as an "ancient proverb".
By Erica Ling on 2022 04 14
That pigeon was simply exercising his /her A1 rights while he still could. Also highly intuitive, since he understood how the majority of Americans viewed his target.
By J on 2022 04 14
Biden should start studying how to adversely affect others? When he's already perfected the method?
By Elaine Herring on 2022 04 14
Too bad bulls don't fly. "Bull-Scat" is exactly what he spews forth.
By LongTimeTexan on 2022 04 14
Not so sure that was bird poop. It slid down his shoulder like dry matter. Still a nice thought that some bird would poop on poopy head Bide.
By Frances Batchelder on 2022 04 14
I love Kelly O'Connell's way with words.