A common way to put Made-up Sexual Status (MUSS, aka "transgender") activists on the spot is to ask them "What is a woman?" They'll hem and haw because their current emotion-based creed dictates that the only possible definition is "anyone who identifies as a woman." Some sexual devolutionaries, however, may come back with what a YouTube commenter under a very clever, topic-related Babylon Bee video claimed. "Let's be real, conservatives do not have a tenable definition of woman," he stated. "[C]onservatives don't talk about their definition of woman — they know it's not good enough." Okay, then, challenge accepted. I'll talk about it: