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Dismantling of the global warming myth, Veto-proof, conservative majorities in both chambers of Congress

All I Want for Christmas Is…



My two front teeth are doing quite well, thank you. What I really want for Christmas over the next 12 months:

  • US troops home from Iraq and Afghanistan, but only when America has finished the job by defeating the enemy!
  • Veto-proof, conservative majorities in both chambers of Congress
  • An apology-free year from the “sorriest” president in US history, unless he decides to atone for his own arrogant “acts of stupidity”
  • Defeat of ObamaCare and its death panels, funding for abortions, coverage for illegal aliens, and devastating impact on the deficit
  • Election of Sheriff Joe Arpaio as governor of Arizona
  • Permanent reassignment of Janet Napolitano to the place in North America furthest from any US border
  • An end to Obama’s “government by czars” scheme
  • No new programs for stimulus or bail out waste and fraud
  • Honest “jobs created and saved” numbers from the White House
  • Less sympathy for those who are in homes they are not qualified to own, and more sympathy for middle class taxpayers who always end up paying the bill
  • Dismantling of the global warming myth that has produced the greatest scientific hoax in history
Oh, and by the way Santa, I have been especially nice this year—so pony up with the goods, pal!

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John Lillpop——

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals.  John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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