America sets sail into its classy, luxurious future

The big questions will soon be answered: Will Hillary try to run up to the podium, push Trump's hand away from the Bible and try to take the oath herself, screaming, "Popular vote! Comey! Russians! Access Hollywood! Blblblblblblblblbbbbbbbbbb!"?

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If she does, will Bill take the opportunity to hit on Melania? How many media stories will use the phrase "rambling and incoherent" to describe Trump's inaugural address - which he apparently wrote himself - having already pre-written that into the leads of their stories days earlier before they ever heard the speech? Will we get one last shot of Michelle Obama's classic skunk-eyes look as Trump is addressing the crowd? Can Trump find a way to live-tweet the whole thing? And what's that thing Joe Biden is doing over there while . . . Oh My God! Anyway, should be fun. If you're looking for a place to watch it online while pretending you're working, we've got the live stream right here. Enjoy!

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Live stream: Headshot image of Dan Calabrese Published by: Dan Calabrese on Friday January 20th, 2017 Watch the Trump inauguration here! Noon EST!

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