Your fear repeatedly manifests itself in your making complete fools of yourselves. It defies common sense that you actually believe the cartoonish characters of Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Chucky Shumer and Nany Pelosi have us cowering in fear. Your delusions of grandeur blind you to the laughingstock you have become, but in all fairness, you do provide us with much needed comic relief.
While we are watching your mindless flopping about, however, we are not amused at the treatment our WWII vets are receiving at the hands of the evil leader of Mordor. You have crossed our red line and, unlike yours, ours is not imaginary. As Mark Levin so elequently expressed it in this video:
Put one of your filthy damn hands on our vets and deal with the people of the Shire. It also hasn't escaped the notice of we hobbits that more security is being sent to the memorial to confront 80-90 year old vets than were sent to protect Benghazi against terrorists.
Actually, why are we hobbits allowing the shutdown of any of our national parks and monuments? They belong to the people of the Shire, not to Mordor. We pay for these "public" parks and monuments through our tax dollars. They are not owned by Barack Hussein Obama, nor the Congress. They are owned by We the People.
They have also locked some of the doors to the Senate and House buildings. Those also belong to us. By what authority do they lock us out? Tyranny has indeed come to the Shire.
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!...Aragon
Senator Ted Cruz stood on the Senate floor for over 21 hours speaking directly to the hobbits of the Shire. Fortified by endless cups of coffee, we stayed up with him throughout the night. Could it be we wondered; has our own Aragon come to lead the people of the Shire? Amid the squishy morass that has become the Republican party, has a strong-willed man of principle truly emerged? I believe the answer is a resounding YES.
In their bravest, blustery voices, doddering Gollum McCain and his scraggly band of Orcs, Lindsey Graham and Peter King, went on the attack against Senator Cruz. Fear of losing perceived power is a great motivator for cowards. Remember, Orcs are unable to withstand daylight and therefore emerge almost exclusively at night. After all, to Gollum Armageddon is the cancellation of a Navy football game. We hobbits tuned out these progressives long ago. They are nothing but the useful idiots of the evil Lord of Mordor.
The creatures of Mordor on both sides of the aisle are bemoaning the fact Senator Cruz is taking over the Republican party. Au contraire, it is the fed up Tea Party hobbits that invade your sleep that are demanding the Republican party return to its conservative roots.
“What do you fear, lady?" [Aragorn] asked.
"A cage," [Éowyn] said. "To stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire.”
Tea Party hobbits from all corners of the Shire came together to voice our unanimous rejection of government controlled universal healthcare, but the rulers of Mordor decreed the hobbits of the Shire would be enslaved under Obamacare; caged if you will. We still reject this unconstitutional law, no matter the machinations of John Roberts. We hobbits choose to live as a free people and all your childish name calling and posturing will not bend us to your will.
The corrupt backroom dealing that permeated the creation of monstrosity known as Obamacare still continues today. The Dark Lord is carving out exemptions for his donors and friends, rewarding groups like the corrupt ACORN and SEEDCO by creating Navigator positions for them and granting an unlawful exemption for Congress and their staff. Apparently Barack Hussein Obama has convinced himself that the Shire is ruled by a dictatorship.
Let the lord of the black land come forth, and may justice be done upon it...Aragon
My fellow hobbits, our time is now. We must not waver as we follow Aragon into battle. He cannot do this alone. We must continue to call and email members of Congress and demand they stand firm against ObamaCare. We know who truly shut down the government. It was the Dark Lord and his creatures of the night. But, the question must be asked, if 800,000 non-essential government personnel have been furloughed, why are we hobbits of the Shire paying them to begin with? The sun came up this morning, my coffee pot still functioned, my dog still loves me and the earth is still spinning on its axis; all without these 800,000 government workers.
We must stand and fight the Dark Lord and his evil creatures or someday we will be telling our little hobbits what life was once like in the Shire. In the words of Aragon, "my friends you bow to no one".
