After 40 years of studies, cross Canada meetings, Royal commissions, consultations…etc, it has been confirmed that Canada is in serious trouble. Bureaucrats and politicians were not sure what to call this mysterious disease but after hiring the Quebec consulting firm (Swastika fleur de lees) to confirm 40 years of findings, it could not be kept hidden from the general public any longer.
After receiving another billion dollar grant from Ottawa, Swastika fleur de lees came out yesterday to admit that our governments are suffering from the “Brain-dead unionized socialist blowhard’s disease”.
Although this has been known for decades by thinking, informed Canadians. We are told that we can all sleep better now knowing our governments are on top of things. They are in the process of cross Quebec hearings headed by Justin Turdeau to determine which Quebec companies will receive more grants to fix this problem once and for all. Quebec will be getting back to us in the next couple of decades to let us know what we can and can’t say in regards to this disease. We are told to stay tuned, sleep well, they’ve got it all covered. Its under control.
Sleep well my friends.
Anthony Silvestro
Ottawa, Ontario
