Deciding that the Senate did not have anything more important to do than police the National Football League, Senator Dick (Chew on This) Durbin, champion of the fight against big league baseball’s time-honored tradition of chewing tobacco [See Chew on This! Hugh Betcha Confronts Anti-Tobacco Chewing Senators at World Series, Canada Free Press 10/19/11] has now called for Senate hearings into the practice of paying football players to injure or incapacitate opponents during NFL games. And his old friend, Hugh Betcha, Chief of the International Sports Bureau of the Stoos Views media conglomerate was there for an exclusive.
Hugh, recently named the World’s Most Trusted Reporter, 2012 by MSNBC--a reporter who moves with equal ease between both aisles of Congress, walks with kings and princes and hails from Wynstone, South Dakota, where the air is clean, the crime rate low, and the folks vote red-- rushed from Stoos Views headquarters, hopped aboard his politically correct, algae-powered private jet and answered the Senator’s call for an exclusive interview in Foggy Bottom this week.
“Of course we have runaway debt, have never passed a budget in three years, are fighting in an unwinnable war which has killed many young Americans bravely defending borders thousands of miles away while “undocumented persons” cross our southern flank; sure we have the highest percentage of unemployment in years.
“His newest book, The Wind and the Spirit (Stories of Faith and Inspiration)” was released in 2011 with all the author’s royalties go to support the Carmelite sisters.”