Congratulations, EPA, you're a C-list celeb in the Kim Kardashian iPhone game!

Last night I was scouring the bowels of Twitter, searching for political weirdness. I was not disappointed. It seems that whoever is running the Environmental Protection Agency's Office of Water Twitter feed is a big fan of an iPhone game called "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood." In it, players try to make themselves into celebrities by doing ....whatever it is Kim Kardashian does. I assume this means you coast through life after releasing a sex tape, but I've never played it, so I'm not sure.

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If you want to know what's in the game, you'll have to download it. Or, you could always ask someone at the EPA. After all, they're the real experts: Why? Well as I said last night:

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This is, in left-wing governmental terms, "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps." It may be the single greatest thing the Office of Water has ever managed to do. We don't want to dump all over it. The EPA's tweet stayed up for hours - complete with an advertisement for Ms. Kardashian's game - before it was finally deleted. This morning, the following message appeared in its place. Hey, look at that! "Our bad." This is almost the same thing the State Department Under Secretary said yesterday, when he threw Israel under the bus! I guess it must be standard operating procedure in cases where you embarrass yourself on Twitter...

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