
By Greg Halvorson —— Bio and Archives--October 28, 2012
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Friends, this is unbelievable…. I’m really almost at loss for words here….
The liberals are so warped and depraved in their thinking and values – so benighted and downright beastly – that I’m ashamed to call them Fellow Americans–they sicken me to the core…. They reject Truth and Light…. Republicans want to FIX gays? We haven’t killed all the polar bears, but it’s not for lack of trying…. REALLY? Here is the twisted ideology of propagandists willing to pour lies into children. Indoctrinating kids with CULTURAL MARXISM–what Enlightenment! These young people – poisoned by adults willing to feed them concepts they cannot grasp and premises they cannot fathom – may never recover… And the only way to deal with these ingrates is to crush them in elections, to blast them at the polls…. This, in truth, is the face of Evil. Don’t like that word?
I don’t care.
FULL “lyrics,” Epic Fail:
Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the seaWe don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuffWe’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming youWe haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is fryingCongress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare doughWe’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming youFind a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pairIt’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a dragWe’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming youYou did your best
You failed the testMom and Dad
We’re blaming you.
Yes, blame. The left’s calling card appropriately ends this ghastly abomination, none to soon, because I have to take a shower, read the Gospel according to John from start to finish, and pretend - like that time, at age 12, when I saw The Exorcist - that this heinous blight never clouded my mind.
Greg Halvorson is an island of conservative clarity in the liberal armpit of Portlandia, Oregon. He regularly drives liberals berserk at The Conservative Hammer Facebook page. His Twitter handle is @GHalv.
